**Retail R1049** HATCHET of America "Santa Cruz" Dark Bamboo Wayfarer POLARIZED Wooden Sunglasses
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AUCTION ENDS 13:45 SNAP FRIDAY
BRAND NEW, 100% GENUINE, HAND CRAFTED TO PERFECTION, COMES WITH HATCHET GIFT BOX
HATCHET Handmade Wooden Eyewear is an all American company specialising in fine handmade wooden sunglasses and they have just arrived in South Africa.
THIS BEAUTIFUL PAIR OF HANDMADE SUNGLASSES RETAILS AT R1100+ at the official HATCHET South Africa website. Confirm the retail prices and see more images and details about HATCHET at www.hatchet.co.za
100% AUTHENTIC/GENUINE HATCHET GUARANTEED OR 110% YOUR MONEY BACK
BIDDING OPENS AT R1
- Lens width: 55 millimeters
- Lens height: 43 millimeters
- Bridge: 25 millimeters
- Arm: 145 millimeters
- Total width: 150 milimeters
- Hand crafted from Sustainable Sources
- Polarized CR39 Aviation Grade Scratch Resistant Lenses
- 100% UVA and UVB Protection
- Stainless Steel Flex Spring Hinges
Come in close but, shhh be quiet. Not a lot of people out there know this but Santa Claus is real. Before you go jumping to conclusions about a fat bearded grandpa in a velvet suit, listen to me. Santa Claus is not that stereotypical figure who drinks Cola by the gallon. Truth be told, Santa gives gifts but not on a sled pulled by fictional flying reindeer.
He lives in Oregon and he spends his days carving wood. He does have a beard but it is brown and freakishly manly. I was talking to him on the phone last week and he was telling me how upset he was that people thought he was fat and jolly. Turns out Santa Claus is mean, he punches cats, and he is lean.
But like I said, he spends his days carving wood, yep, he carves all of our bamboo sunglasses by hand. Why do you think we call this model Santa Cruz? It is because Santa carves them. Anyways Santa Cruz wooden sunglasses are hand crafted by that mighty Santa.
When Santa puts together a pair of sunglasses he includes:
- Polarized lenses
- A comfort fit design
- Durable stainless steel spring hinges
- A soft protective pouch
Now Santa makers these specific wooden sunglasses out of bamboo, yeah yeah, bamboo isn’t really wood... Santa doesn’t care and if you say something to his face he will punch a hole in your stomach. Boy and girls Santa doesn’t care if you have been good or bad, because he knows that these sunglasses will make you good.
They will make you good looking, good at snowboarding, good at kissing, good at driving, good at memorizing stuff, good at hot dog eating contests, good at sticking it to the man, good at obeying the man. To be blunt these sunglasses do it all. They save the environment, they save you from dying a lonely man or women, and they made me believe in Santa Claus again.
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