A Sociopath's Guide to a Successful Marriage - M. K. Oliver - 9780008741655
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'The most wildly entertaining novel you'll read this year: suspenseful but funny, shocking yet stylish' - A. J. Finn
'A wickedly dark and hilarious debut ... witty, wise and wildly entertaining' - Alice Feeney
There's a dead body in my living room. I've not called the police because it was I who stabbed him. Seven times in all. The truth is, it's surprisingly difficult to dispatch someone with a vegetable knife.
In case you're wondering, the dead man is not my husband. I do resent our pitiful sex life and his woeful lack of ambition, but I wouldn't murder him for it. Not yet, anyway.
Right now, I have far more pressing concerns: scheming to get my daughter into the perfect school; buying my dream home in Hampstead; and disposing of a corpse.
A woman's work is never done. I've created the perfect life - and I'll kill to keep it.