Deadpool (Xbox 360)

GAME DESCRIPTION
Prepare to get Deadpooled – That’s right, $#*! just got real! Couple things I’d like to get off my chest: Everyone knows I’m the coolest comic book character in the universe- a mercenary for hire with a super charged healing factor the ladies love. I run my mouth- so what? Some say I’m unstable but I’m very stable. (Yep, totally stable) …except for the voices in my head… (What about that time we beat the dude with his own arms?) (That doesn’t count-he had it coming.) And if you want to know what gets me going in the mornings, it’s chimichangas! (MmmmmWfffmmmmwfmmahmmm- oh Chimichangas) WHOA, I feel better now. All right- so I’m gonna battle for the safety of humans (mostly the ladies) and mutants (especially the ladies).
Behold the awesome-osity! To capture all my good sides, I made my game a third-person action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.)
I even let some of the other X-Men characters in on the deal – Not ‘cuz I need help (I don’t) but ‘cuz Marvel paid me to (wink). I might have made a few changes so you see things like I do. (You can thank me later, Psylocke.)
I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!) explosives (boom), duct tape (quack!) and of course yours truly, ME! (checkmate!)
4 out of 5 Deadpools agree- this is THE game you want to play! (4 out of 5!!!!???)(Don’t worry about that last guy – he’s the one I beat with his own arms, so I don’t blame him.)
FEATURES
You Get to Play ME – DEADPOOL! Bored after years of stealing the show as part of an ensemble cast, I’m finally delivering what all my loyal fans have asked for – nay, DEMANDED – an entire video game featuring me and what I want to do…or what I want you to do to me…no, wait, as me. That includes appearances by some of my X-MEN friends - Not ‘cuz I need help (I don’t), but ‘cuz Marvel paid me to (wink). I might have made a few changes so you see things like I do. (You can thank me later, Psylocke.)
So Many Shiny Toys, So Little Time! No video game of mine would be complete without a lot of shiny new guns (bang!), blades (poke!), explosives (boom), duct tape (quack!) and a buttload of other things for me to play with! To capture all of my good sides, I made High Moon Studios make a third-person action game – and yes, my bottom is my best side.
An All-New Full Frontal Pictorial Story About Me! My Marvel writing hostage buddy Daniel Way (Secret Invasion, Dark Reign) and I have been through many life-changing things together, including visits to a lot of authentic taco stands. (Free life lesson: If it’s hot going in, it’ll be HOT coming out!) Daniel has put together a story that shows off my specialness like never before!
Fourth Wall…Schmourth Wall!!! – I like breaking walls, especially the fourth one! Why play a game about me when we can’t even talk to each other? I like you. Don’t you like me? Let’s get married. Why are you ignoring me? FINE!!! I’m breaking up with you! I miss you so much. Let’s get back together. Hold me…(and that was just a taste…).