WARNING: This description contains language and content that may be disturbing to some readers. It is intended to reflect the tone and nature of the game. Viewer discretion is advised.
Are You Ready to Unearth the Twisted Truths of Your So-Called "Friends"?
Forget polite smiles and civil conversation. Toss your predictable board games into the abyss. Because tonight, the only thing getting exposed is the dark, hilarious, and utterly depraved corners of your social circle. Welcome to Disturbed Friends the party game that proudly declares, "This game should be banned!" And honestly? After playing it, you might just agree.
Why You DESPERATELY Need This Game (Even If It Haunts Your Dreams):
Have you ever wondered what unspeakable act your seemingly innocent best friend would commit for a million rand? Or which of your colleagues secretly harbours the most unsettling thoughts? Disturbed Friends rips off the masks, one darkly comical question at a time. This isn't about right or wrong; it's about predicting how truly twisted your pals are, and then reveling in the horrifying reveal.
What Awaits You in This Pandora's Box of Depravity?
Inside this deceptively charming box, you'll find 380 jaw-dropping cards + rules that will force you to confront the uncomfortable, the outrageous, and the downright wrong. The game is deliciously simple:
- A question of moral ambiguity is posed: "If my grandmother woke up during our lovemaking, I would..."
- You secretly vote: Is it "Stop immediately," "Get out and continue," or "Butt a nut on granny"? (Yes, these are actual examples of the glorious depravity you'll encounter).
- Your "friends" predict your answer: The real fun begins as you witness the chillingly accurate (or hilariously wrong) assumptions your friends make about your character, or lack thereof.
- Truth (or consequence) is revealed: Prepare for gasps, cringes, and uncontrollable laughter as you discover just how much (or how little) you truly know about the minds you break bread with.
The Perverse Advantages of Inviting Disturbed Friends to Your Next Gathering:
- Unleash Unfiltered Laughter: This game guarantees the kind of dark, belly-aching laughter that only comes from shared discomfort and shocking revelations. It's therapy, but for your inner deviant.
- Discover Shocking Truths: You'll learn more about your friends (and yourself!) in one evening than in years of polite conversation. Be warned: some discoveries might be deeply disturbing, yet undeniably fascinating.
- Break the Ice (and Shatter the Norm): Tired of boring small talk? Disturbed Friends instantly obliterates any pretense of normalcy, diving headfirst into the absurd and making unforgettable memories.
- Become the Master of Moral Prediction: Hone your ability to read your friends' (potentially warped) psyches. Who knew being a psychic of perversion could be so entertaining?
- Perfect for Adults-Only Gatherings: With an AGE RATING of 21+, this game is explicitly designed for mature audiences who aren't easily offended and appreciate humour that pushes boundaries. It's the ultimate party starter for those who dare.
- Quick & Dirty Fun: With a playtime of 20-30 minutes and suitable for 4 to 10 players, it's perfect for multiple rounds of shocking revelations, or as a wild warm-up for a night of questionable decisions.
Warning, you sickos: This card game contains coarse language and explicit content. You will be offended. It is also completely satire, and you should seek immediate medical attention if using for prolonged periods. (They're not kidding).
Ready to dive into the deliciously dark depths of human nature? Add Disturbed Friends to your cart now, and prepare for a night where boundaries are non-existent and laughter is the only acceptable coping mechanism.
