Doctor Who TARDIS Talking Cookie Jar

Product Description
We don"t know about you; but we miss the days when we lived alone. Back then; we could have a jar full of cookies and know exactly how many were left. Simple mathematics. 51 Oreos in a package; minus 2 before work; minus 2 when we got home; minus 2 after dinnner with a glass of cold milk. We knew that package of Oreos would last approximately 8.5 days. But now that we"re saddled with significant others; roommates; and/or geeklings; the math gets complicated. With so many variables; it"s nearly impossible to solve for x (x being the number of cookies currently in the jar; duh). We can usually assume x is equal to or greater than one; because most humans won"t eat the last cookie; but even that constant isn"t so constant around some people. The Talking TARDIS Cookie Jar will solve for x in a way that hearkens back to your single days. For starters; we"re pretty sure it"s bigger on the inside. But most importantly; it makes authentic TARDIS noises (which; we suppose is why they say it"s "talking" even though it doesn"t say any words). So when the cookie jar disappears from the kitchen counter and gets hidden somewhere else; you can feign ignorance and say; "It"s a TARDIS; it"s probably taking a quick trip to Pompeii." When it reappears the next morning; you can point and shout with glee to welcome it back; knowing full well how many cookies it contains.

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This item is imported from an authorised retailer in the USA. Quality guaranteed. 100% authentic. I do not carry stock, stock is held in USA. You are guaranteed to have the item delivered in perfect condition or your money back. Delivery takes 7-14 working days. I have 100% satisfied customers. Order with confidence. No hidden costs. Please note, there is a 35% restocking fee on all cancellations. Only items that arrive incorrect or damaged may be returned free of charge.