F*cking Strong Coffee (250g)

Product packaging doesn't get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee ¿ it is exactly as it sounds.

If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed and roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex and dark-roasted blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa and liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body.

Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee and kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria.

• This coffee tastes incredible whether you approve of swear words or not
• We recommend using one heaped desert spoon per cup of coffee
• Store in a f*cking cool and dark place
• Use within four f*cking weeks of opening

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of our own.

Features:

• Wake up to a powerful dose of caffeine-laden euphoria
• A complex blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee
• Potent ground coffee suitable for all coffee makers
• Packed and roasted at our London roastery
• Fragrant, full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome
• The label tells you all you need to know ¿ it's f*cking strong
• A complex blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee
• Ground Coffee suitable for all types of coffee makers
• Packed and roasted at our London roastery
• Ingredients: Coffee (grounded)
• Net Weight 250g