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The Fart Alert Button has a loud built-in speaker and red light that illuminates with a fart response. Let the Alert say it for you! The 13 different recorded phrases to ensure everyone knows who dealt it!
The fart responses as as follows: Five, Four, Three, Two....oops. Brrrrr, oops that one kind of slipped out. Brrrrr, oops I think I've messed myself. Brrrrr, man I thought I smelt something. Brrr, Ooooo Silent but deadly. Brrrrr, Ooooo that's going to leave a mark. Urgh, rotten eggs anyone. Ooooo. Brrrr, urgh, see a doctor would you. Argh, the distinct bouquet, brrrrr, of arse. Brrrrr, Ooooo smelt like something has died. Brrr, ouch that one burned! Ooooo. Brrrrr, urgh stepped on a frog. I pull my Finger....brrrrrr.
With the velcro attachment you can securely attach the button to your car dashboard, desk or wall. The Fart Alert Button is the essential device to politely alert friends, family or work colleagues that they have just farted.
Fart Alert Button features: One Fart Alert Button 13 different fart responses Built-in loud speaker Red light when activated Velcro attachment option Attractive blister packaging Suitable for adults only Size: Fart Alert Button W 7.6cm x D 5cm
Fart Alert Button batteries: 2x AAA batteries included
