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Synopsis: Turning 50? 60? 80? 90? Baby boomers and AARP members unite. You are the funniest generations. This book proves it! Laugh it up with this great gift!Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one￢ﾀﾙs golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one￢ﾀﾙs anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who￢ﾀﾙs reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . .One-Liners: ￢ﾀﾜI￢ﾀﾙve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.￢ﾀﾝ ￢ﾀﾔAndy RooneyMemory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. ￢ﾀﾜHerman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!￢ﾀﾝ The husband replied, ￢ﾀﾜI know, but there isn￢ﾀﾙt just one￢ﾀﾔthere are hundreds!￢ﾀﾝSex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, ￢ﾀﾜYou￢ﾀﾙre really doing great, aren￢ﾀﾙt you?￢ﾀﾝ The man replied, ￢ﾀﾜI￢ﾀﾙm just doing what you said, Doc￢ﾀﾔ￢ﾀﾘGet a hot mamma and be cheerful.￢ﾀﾙ￢ﾀﾝ The doctor said, ￢ﾀﾜI didn't say that. I said, ￢ﾀﾘYou￢ﾀﾙve got a heart murmur. Be careful.￢ﾀﾙ￢ﾀﾝBelly Laughs is a ￢ﾀﾜlode￢ﾀﾝ of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: ￢ﾀﾜIf you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.￢ﾀﾝ
Title: Gut Busters and Belly Laughs
Sub Title: Jokes for Seniors, Boomers, and Anyone Else Who Thinks 30-Somethings Are Just Kids
Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Skyhorse
Year: 2014
Number of pages: 192
Condition: Used
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