Ice Samurai - Japanese Style Inspired Blue LED Bracelet Watch
Introducing The Ice Samurai, a chilling blue Japanese inspired LED watch from an entropic tomorrow which gives its master below zero Kelvin supremacy by blurring the boundaries of how temporal intelligence (time) is shown.
You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even though The Ice Samurai embodies Kamakuran style and Ashikagan design with its soul caliber blue numerals encased in stark samurai sword steel like the last stand against the Vampire Ninja Zombie armada of Planet 4738, this Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too!
Tap the top button on the right side of the timepiece and watch the screen light up like fireflies over an unholy grave. Tap the bottom button to make the numbers blink and hence adjust them. In Time mode, the top row represents hour information, while the bottom row represents minutes information. In date mode, top and bottom represent month and day.
In fact, when you start wearing this watch you may find yourself spending all your time chasing demons and freeing the countryside from terrors too terrible to speak of. You will probably live by the Bushido code of Rectitude, Courage, Benevolence, Respect, Honesty, Honor, and Loyalty. You'll start reading Kanji and reciting Haiku by Basho such as "an ancient pond / a frog jumps in / the splash of water." Yes, The Ice Samurai has been known to lower its wearer's armor class by 20 points, double their points, and divide their THAC0 in two!
Jimi Hendrix (he never died) and Christopher Walken are said to be Ice Samurai owners, as are Rick Astley, Debbie Gibson, and Miami Sound Machine (Gloria Estefan on the other hand does not wear The Ice Samurai as she prefers The Andromeda). In reality, this watch is perfect for Top Gun mavericks, Math Olympians, chess club members, Dvorak keyboard users, Unix administrators, anyone who's watched AVP more than 10 times, Twitter users with exactly 3.14 followers, HTC Desire owners, anyone who can sing the entirety of Turning Japanese by The Vapors at karaoke or anybody who is a somebody.
Features
- Burning Blue LED's
- Time and Date function
- Top row for hours display
- Bottom row for minutes display
FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
- How do I change the time and date on this watch?
Press the lower button on the right side of the watch. This will cause the current setting to blink. Continue pressing the lower button until you arrive at the setting you want to change. Next, press the top button to change the information. - What type of batteries does this watch use?
This Japanese LED watch uses a single CR2016 watch battery. Other names this type of battery goes by are button cell, silver button cell, or coin cell batteries. - How long will the batteries last?
The batteries should last longer than with a normal watch since time and date information is only displayed when you want.
Package Contents
Shipping
Order will be sent form our warehouse in HongKong and China, we send order via two way:
International Express Courier: Take about 3~7 days to be deliveried to your physical address, but also much depends on the customs clearing time. Tracking number and tracking website will be provided once we dispatch your order. We usually dispatch your order within 48 hours once your payment is reflected on our account.
International Registered Airmail(HK or ChinaPost): Take about 10~25 working days to deliveried to your post office, then you need go and fetch it on your post office. The shipping time also depends on the SA customs process and SAPO. We will provide you the tracking number and tracking website normally within 24 hours once we dispatch your order. We dispatch orders on every twice a week.
Please Note: SA customs may charge import tax, VAT etc., according to our clearing agency, parcel less than R500 value is free of charge(WE CAN'T GUARANTEE). The shipping we charge is only for the third party shipping cost, buyer is responsible for any possible customs tax/duty.
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