Nose Gel Dispenser

No modern bathroom is complete without a giant, gel-dispensing nose attached to the wall. This delightful bathroom accessory goes with any decor, bringing a delicate panache to your home's most intimate room. Just fill the rubber nose with shower gel (we HIGHLY recommend green) and stick it on the wall. Then, whenever you shower, just squeeze or press the nose and the gel will ooze out of the left nostril. Disgusting? As Sarah Palin would say? "You betcha!" It'll give you a clear "scents" of direction every morning you wake up groggy and sleepy. But it's also very funny and, in truth, really useful. So if you think it's just for laughs, it's snot.