Templar - Japanese Inspired Blue LED Watch - LT09

Templar - Japanese Inspired Blue LED Watch

Introducing The Templar, an ice blue Japanese inspired LED watch from Led Zeppelin's Houses of The Holy universe which gives its wearer timeless cool (Miles Davis type cool and not Script Kiddy type kewl!)

You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even though The Templar embodies Crusade-like Spartan style and Monotheistic less is more design with its cold blue three sided isocelestic polygons in all directions encased in true Templar tripled tempered titanium like the furious button mashing you are called upon to do while playing the 32nd and final mission of Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening at the highest difficulty, this Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too!

Tap the top button on the right side of the timepiece and watch the screen light up like metallic blue destiny spears penetrating The Darkness. Pierce the bottom button to make the numbers blink and hence adjust them. In Time mode, each of the four rows represents a single digit of time. So that 11:11 am would be represented by all of the four blue triangles with a single dot along its hypotenuse. Same goes for date mode.

In fact, when you start wearing The Templar you may find yourself spending yourself speaking in Aramaic (assuming you didn't know how to do that before), raising the dead (yes like in Zombies!) and possibly launching Denial of Service attacks against Unbelievers! You'll start walking the razor's edge (Occam's of course) and know deep secrets like if you were to take all the consecutive "leet"-able numbers in Pi and string them together you would get the complete text of the Necronomicon. The Big Show and Andre The Giant are said to be Templar owners, as is Ricky The Steamboat Dragon and Leonard Nimoy. In reality, this watch is perfect for Massive Attack fans, The Order of the Jedi Knights, The Order of the Boogie Nights, people who follow the 10 Crack Commandments, or anybody who is a somebody.

At a Glance...

• Cold Burning Blue LED's
• Time and Date function
• Top row for hours display
• Bottom row for minutes display
• Normally sells for around USD200!
• Cool factor: 3.14X

Manufacturer Specifications:

• Main Function: Japanese-inspired Blue LED digital watch
• Screen: Top and bottom row LED lights for time and date display
• Bracelet:
  - Color: Templar Tempered Titanium-like metal
  - Material: Ancient mysterious space ship hull
  - Length: ~ 180 mm with 22 segments for wrist adjustment
• Clasp: Exclusive fold over lock design
• Function Buttons (right-side):
  - Top (hour and date display + select)
  - Button (change mode)
• Settings: Time, Date
• Power: CR2016 (x1) pre-installed

Product Notes:

• Some may argue that the 32nd mission for Devil May Cry 3 is not the hardest button mashing battle known to man. Some claim it is the final battle in Diablo 2 without cheats or hacks. Others claim it is final battle of Quake, Wolfenstein, or Duke Nukem. And yet still others claim it is the final battle in Japanese SHMUP classic Mushihimesama Futari (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nscP9QpXoFM). The Templar watch wants it to be known that it respects all game religions and final god bosses!
• Press the top button to display the time on demand.
• This watch is not waterproof

Package Contents:

• Blue LED Watch
• User Manual - English
• Attractive Gift Box