The Secret Diary of God - Koos Kombuis

The Secret Diary of God (aged 9 1/2 million trillion years) - Discovered and edited by Koos Kombuis - 2003 - 1st Edition - Zebra Press - 140p - Hard softcover in good condition - Cover illustration by Joe Dog and Konradski of Bitterkomix.

Written as God's secret diary, this is a humorous satrical look at the history of God, which puts a very different spin on biblical stories.

God's diary entries deal with biblical events such as the Creation, the fall of Lucifer, Moses and the Israelites, as well as apocryphal matters such as the disappearance of the dinosaurs, God's chess game with Confusius and the fact that the fateful tree in the Garden of Eden is actually a lemon tree, which Adam and Eve eat after the Devil provides them with a bottle of tequila.

"Disgusting! If we were still in power, this blasphemy would never have seen the light of day! Sies!" - Evita Bezuidenhout, former ambassador to the independent homeland of Bapetikosweti

"After reading this book you need never read another self-help book , watch another episode of Oprah, attend another session with the shrink, or wish upon another star" - Darrel Bristow-Bovey