THE THIRD FRANK MUIR GOES INTO...THE ARTS by Frank Muir and Simon Brett

 Based on the popular BBC radio series, this is a book that will have you laughing out loud. With the help of Simon Brett, Frank Muir has collected together jokes, quotes, cartoons and witty press cuttings on all aspects of the Arts.

Such as:

Painting is easy when you don't know how, but very difficult when you do.

I have only read on book in my life and that is White Fang.  It is so frightfully good that I've never bothered to read another.

If music be the food of love, why don't rabbits sing?

I knew a TV comic once who was so vain that every time he opened his fridge and the light came on, he took a bow.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

Soft cover,  good condition.  144 pages.