The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You (Vlad Mezrich)
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Vlad Mezrich
Small Paperback
Are you in love with a vampire? Are you worried that you might not be his (blood) type? Do you wonder whether that cold stare means he isnt interested . . . or if its because hes been dead for three centuries (nothing personal)? Have you tried to coax him out of his crypt with a flash of your neck or a near-death situation that requires him to save you at the very last possible moment? Have you ever considered what it will be like to introduce him to your mother?
Even though your vampires skin is transfixingly translucent, he can still be very hard to read. Sometimes hes simply holding back his true feelings, resisting the urge to bite you in the chance that one day you will truly love him. And other times . . . well, hes just not that into you.
How can you tell? Undead dating specialist Vlad Mezrich has all the answers, utilizing quizzes, Top Tens to show you what you need to do in order to get your vampire and keep him forever. Once you go vamp, you never decamp so let this eternally rewarding book show you the way to the vampire of your dreams.
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