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Bert hasnt succeeded at much in life. In fact, just about any stab at success has descended into pathetic failure. Even his feeble attempts at suicide have failed, leaving him alive and disappointed. His most recent attempt is accompanied by the most beautiful of suicide notes. A simple, single, smoothly alliterated line: Too Many Tsunamis. He loves it so much he thinks it might win him the literary fame that has eluded him for so long. He commits the three words to paper, and commits his body to the hereafter but aborts the attempt in mid-flight. He doesnt want to die wondering if his mother will understand the suicide note.
Paperback. English. Penguin. 2018. Good Condition. SIGNED AND DEDICATED.
